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2005-02-21 [iippo]: *wants to be caressed like a rusty kettle*
2005-02-22 [toycar]: and his clothes would shrink..becaus
2005-02-27 [rooski]: wat tha hell is a salad finger?.......
2005-02-27 [toycar]: well, see, its a creation of the one and only david firth. Salad fingerS is the..creatures name in this flash animation. Maybe you should watch at least the first episode of salad fingers to grasp the general idea of what it is. But, a salad FINGER(not plural) would be one of his/her fingers...seei
2005-02-27 [Fuck the internet]: Salad Fingers is a hemaphrodite possibly... hence he's sterile.
2005-02-27 [toycar]: but we wont jump to conclusions...
2005-02-27 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol. but would they be born with fingers made of salad?
2005-02-27 [rooski]: how do u watch salad fingers......i meen where?
2005-02-27 [toycar]: in the links section of this wiki...i have put all the episodes... just click them links :D
2005-02-27 [toycar]: of course, i want all my babies to have the same handsome characteristic
2005-02-27 [little_one13]: salad finger is the best
2005-02-27 [Kah]: hehe...yup. when I see something rusty at my home, I always start automatically think that would salad fingers guy like the thing covered with rusty :p
2005-02-28 [iippo]: ToyCar- will be in luck if she ever gets rusty... then she would be carressed by Salad Fingers with his salad fingers...
2005-02-28 [Kah]: hehe :b
2005-03-01 [Fuck the internet]: ToyCar actually wrote many erotic stories about Salad Fingers carressing her rustacular body... truely an artwork.
2005-03-01 [toycar]: did i? oh yeah, that's right... i did.
2005-03-01 [Fuck the internet]: Heard it here first folks.
2005-03-07 [iippo]: Where are such stories?
2005-03-07 [Kah]: I want to read them too!!!!
2005-03-07 [An Eversor and Ender]: <<>>
2005-03-07 [iippo]: Yes, share them! NOW!
2005-03-08 [FAE]: lol! Make a fan-fiction wiki :D
2005-03-08 [toycar]: o.O
2005-03-08 [Yiwerra]: O.o
2005-03-08 [iippo]: YEEESS! Make it! Yesyesyes!
2005-03-09 [toycar]: maybe...you should make one.. and ill...look from a safe distance
2005-03-09 [Fuck the internet]: I'll make one, but the female character shall be called Crena.
2005-03-09 [toycar]: fine then
2005-03-09 [iippo]: When there is more Salad Fingers -animation, you will ink them to here, yes?
2005-03-10 [Fuck the internet]: If she doesnt, I will.
2005-03-10 [toycar]: yeah..course.
2005-03-13 [samantha louise!]: heh!
2005-03-20 [theblade]: lol i saw salad fingers for the first time yesterday with friends in the dark and it was so funny and freaky.
2005-03-20 [bloodthirsty]: salad fingers,the best story ever!!!!!!! "You tastes like sunshine dust!" or sth like that;)
2005-03-20 [sionlinn]: i dunno how but its became my nickname :-P
2005-03-20 [iippo]: O_o;
2005-03-21 [toycar]: oh yeah... i should meantion the new animation on the fat-pie site... its about roof tiling...and is pretty awesome... :D
2005-03-21 [Fuck the internet]: Damn straight it's awesome. It's all hand drawings put into the pewter, as I'm sure you'll understand when you read the explination.
2005-03-21 [Radioactive Flea]: I just sculpted a likeness of Salad Fingers.
2005-03-21 [Radioactive Flea]: 
2005-03-21 [FAE]: Cool!
2005-03-21 [Radioactive Flea]: Just a little sculpture. I like clay, it doesn't cut like glass.
2005-03-21 [toycar]: thats awesome... you should send it into fat-pie.. they have a whole section for fan stuff and such..
2005-03-21 [Radioactive Flea]: Groovy, I made a Hubert Cumberdale.
2005-03-22 [iippo]: "you taste like soot and poo"
2005-03-22 [Leaegd]: hehe =D
2005-03-23 [KillerQueen]: that model is so good...i can only make things out of blu tak
2005-03-23 [toycar]: i so want tomake a stuffed toy... but that would involve having to get out of my house..walk up the road..catch the bus...get to the shops.. get material...the
2005-03-23 [Radioactive Flea]: I'm going to start working on a life size Salad Fingers. Just to keep my niece out of my room.
2005-03-23 [toycar]: there you go kiddies... you have inspired me to create yet another link to this awesome wiki... check out its emptiness... salad fingers fanart...and feel free to add anything..anyt
2005-03-23 [Kiki Korean Princess]: who made salad fingers....I think it was the crazy people over in England but my friend said it was the french
2005-03-23 [iippo]: "that would be the french" Sorry, that's not the answer, it's from Pirates of the Caribbean... just felt like quoting
2005-03-23 [The Phantom Of Academy Theartre]: Its and english guy i think if you go to www.weebles-st
2005-03-23 [FAE]: Salad fingers definately sounds very English.
2005-03-24 [Kiki Korean Princess]: ...yes it does...and iippo I know what you mean..."that would be the french...maker
2005-03-24 [Radioactive Flea]: I thought the UK was the one responsible for the great singers.
2005-03-24 [toycar]: david firth is the creater and im pretty sure he is from the UK...
2005-03-24 [Fuck the internet]: Aye, tis Firthy, and aye, Tis a brit.
2005-03-24 [toycar]: you dont sound pommy... you sound like a pirate you silly...child.
2005-03-24 [iippo]: XD Haa! It's quite hard to express your accent in type... Mine vud pee typed like tis, put tat looks stupid pikoos I pride myself in proper spelling... I once tried to work a NY-jewish accent to my type... You know, instead of saying 'work' I'd say 'woik' and 'hoise' 'goil' ect... Hmm, I wonder why I stopped that, it's funny.
2005-03-24 [fuk off elf town i hate yooh!]: i love salad fingers he lkes it when the red blood out
2005-03-24 [iippo]: "when the red water comes out"
2005-03-24 [iippo]: Toycar-, are you sure that the notice for the New Fanart section is big enough? *worriedly strokes imaginary beard* :P
2005-03-24 [Kiki Korean Princess]: ...you guys are weird...*smile
2005-03-25 [Leaegd]: Keane? soz I really don't like them ...
2005-03-25 [Fuck the internet]: Dizzee Rascal is british, and dope.
2005-03-25 [iippo]: *doesn't know who those people even are* ^.^ *And doesn't really care either*
2005-03-26 [pixie trixie]: dude brandi what the hell is up with all the names under your stuff?i love you girl mwa...
2005-03-26 [Kiki Korean Princess]: what's mwa?
2005-03-26 [VIVI1001]: i have just seen salad fingers for the first time and i must say... O_o i feel sorry for him. its strange because i find it depressing but funny at the same time. i love it XD
2005-03-26 [jo has gone]: hes not strange. hes sexy
2005-03-26 [little_one13]: what is goin on?
2005-03-26 [Kiki Korean Princess]: Salad Fingers is the SEX!
2005-03-27 [jo has gone]: oh my god totally
2005-03-27 [jo has gone]: like gollum only green
2005-03-27 [Fuck the internet]: ...and better
2005-03-27 [Leaegd]: yeah
2005-03-27 [iippo]: And not fishy.
2005-03-27 [iippo]: And not fishy like Gollsie.
2005-03-28 [toycar]: (relating to the size of the NEW fanart section thing) Im not sure, but i think i can make it a TAD bigger... for mere personal amusement.
2005-03-28 [toycar]: Oh the joys behind finding amusment in the most pathetic things... *throws things*
2005-03-28 [jo has gone]: hehehe
2005-03-28 [toycar]: im so horribly bored...doing stupid college work.
2005-03-28 [jo has gone]: aww im rlly bored. i wd go down town but nuthin'll be open cs its bank holiday. nd i wd go to the cinema but they bulldozed it
2005-03-28 [toycar]: haha that has got to suck. Well im grounded anyway, for trying to catch a cab to my friends house. Life is good.
2005-03-28 [jo has gone]: i got grounded for watchin sum1 wank on webcam. that was annoyin.
2005-03-28 [toycar]: er... and i wont ask how your parents found out about that...
2005-03-28 [jo has gone]: he kept watchin in all ='( wot a poojam
2005-03-28 [toycar]: cant say ive ever had problems.. with that.
2005-03-28 [iippo]: *is so sad of the topic being discussed and of the horrid typing of [jo has gone]* F00king hell to make out what it says... >.O
2005-03-28 [jo has gone]: oh sorry...
2005-03-28 [Kiki Korean Princess]: ...some people just missed typing in high school...I'm glad I took that class...hee hee
2005-03-28 [iippo]: Has anyone seen Princess Mononoke? Because that film has these weird white tree-sprite thingies that would fit perfectly into the Salad Fingers -world. *tries to find apicture of one*
2005-03-28 [iippo]: 
Here he is. 
Another one.
2005-03-28 [Kiki Korean Princess]: they're kinda creepy....!...
2005-03-28 [iippo]: Yupp.
2005-03-28 [Kiki Korean Princess]: are they good or bad?
2005-03-28 [jo has gone]: [iippo], my writing isnt that bad
2005-03-29 [Fuck the internet]: I'm extremely intrigued as to how Jo got busted watching a dude toss on webcam.
2005-03-29 [Fuck the internet]: And since when has college been stupid, TC?
2005-03-29 [toycar]: never. just doing assignments before a set time... i would rather just not do them really.
2005-03-29 [toycar]: You kids should watch a movie called spirited away... the script is pretty fucked up...or moreso bizzare...but.
2005-03-29 [Fuck the internet]: Assignments... such as? Dave told me you only got like 3 written assignments ever?
2005-03-29 [toycar]: yeah just drawinf boring things...and such... such a waste of tim
2005-03-29 [jo has gone]: hey, [Fuck the internet] - it was worth it! the guy that wanked had an amazin body! better than cyber
2005-03-29 [Fuck the internet]: Okay okay, great body. Still, the question remains... how did you get caught?
2005-03-29 [iippo]: Finally someone who knows what's up! [toycar] - Princess Mononoke is by the same guy who made Spirited Away (which I naturlich have seen a million times). Miyazaki. His films pwn so much. And P_C, they are not good nor evil per se, the main character isn't afraid of them, some other characters (and me) are. Just like a forest isn't good nor bad, it can be scary or lovely. Just because it is a cartoon doesn't mean that things are black and white. Salad Fingers himself is an awesome example of it - he doesn't do evil things, but I'm still rather scared of him.
2005-03-29 [Inoni]: ^_^ Heehee! I've joined!
2005-03-29 [Inoni]: *best Salad Fingers Voice* Wou... Would any of you f-f-fancy ladies mind if I made a characters page? For a-a-all of my friends?
2005-03-29 [iippo]: XD w00t.
2005-03-30 [Inoni]: ^_^ There! I've added it. Everybody, please check out: Salad Fingers Characters!
2005-03-30 [samantha louise!]: :D kool
2005-03-30 [toycar]: *is basically crying with...with...
2005-03-30 [toycar]: we might have a problem because the pics arent drawn... but.......we shouldnt...i dont think >.<
2005-03-30 [toycar]: ahh YES... i know of Princess Mononoke... well... i knew of the new movie coming out... it was meant to come into my work (i work at a video store) but it never arrived... i was....saddene
2005-03-30 [jo has gone]: [Fuck the internet] - my dad walked in nd i didnt know he was there. he'd been watchin for about 5 minutes before i even noticed he was there nd by the time i did notice, it was too late to make something up. but i watched him do it again yesterday and didnt get caught. oh my life.
2005-03-30 [iippo]: Darling, that char-page pwns everything, except maybe salad fingers him(or her obviously)self.
2005-03-31 [Fuck the internet]: Hahaha, holy crap that's an amusing story. How big is your room? Are you deaf?
2005-03-31 [Inoni]: Does anyone besides me think that Salad Fingers is a girl... Other than the fact that he was a Bride, he also... "Made milk drop out from his teat". I can't think of any guys who can do that. XD
2005-03-31 [Fuck the internet]: Many guys go through discharges from their nipples during puberty, apparently. Yes, it scares me too
2005-03-31 [iippo]: And she does like kitchen appliances very much. Most men, specially in their puberty, are rather indifferent to spoons and kettles and cooking fish too far back in the oven.
2005-04-01 [Inoni]: Yes! So he MUST be female! Er, SHE must be female! And [Fuck the internet]... Eww. o_O
2005-04-01 [iippo]: Apparently also the material that a surf-board is made of can afect male-nipples like so. So beware of surfer-dude's leaky nipples.
2005-04-01 [toycar]: haha i knew there was always reasons why i hated surfie...child
2005-04-01 [Inoni]: O_O ... Surfer-guys have leaky nipples? ... EWWWW!
2005-04-01 [Radioactive Flea]: They claim it's water. . . yeah right.
2005-04-01 [Inoni]: O_O ... *eyes fall out of her head*
2005-04-01 [toycar]: it really is horrible. i might draw a picture :D
2005-04-01 [Inoni]: *eyes roll across the floor. X_X ... O ...O
2005-04-01 [toycar]: and then show you >:D
2005-04-01 [Leaegd]: hehehe
2005-04-01 [jo has gone]: wow. im so behind in this convo. no im not deaf. i was just completely engrossed in the 'wanker' (literally) that i ddnt notice him coming in. but hes rlly forgiving nd let me go back on. nd my monitor overheated nd exploded yesterday nd he went out nd bout me a new one which was good
2005-04-02 [Fuck the internet]: Would it kill you to put an A infront of the nd you can muster up?
2005-04-02 [jo has gone]: na ill try it in future =P
2005-04-03 [Radioactive Flea]: *Throws a dead melling at Jo* Try harder!
2005-04-03 [jo has gone]: oh too kind
2005-04-03 [samantha louise!]: *evil smile* mwahahahahahah
2005-04-04 [toycar]: dont eat fanta and banana icecream
2005-04-04 [iippo]: Ok, I'll trigger this trap: why not eat fanta and banana ice cream? What wil happen?
2005-04-04 [toycar]: just tastes HORRIBLE... its like when you drink orange juice after brushing your teeth...ok...t
2005-04-04 [iippo]: Ah, oranges and milk is horrid. And drinking water after eating a banana feels very uneasy, I tell you... :\
2005-04-04 [toycar]: try strawberry jam and vegemite... thats actually alright..seein
2005-04-04 [iippo]: What... is vegemite?
2005-04-04 [Radioactive Flea]: Pretty much rotten grains.
2005-04-05 [iippo]: Sounds........
2005-04-05 [toycar]: its... yeast extract..and something... a stupid aussie invention...as an australian, i hate it... but im one of the few that do.
2005-04-05 [Fuck the internet]: Why would you drink orange juice after you brush your teeth? You've just brushed them... arent you defeating the purpose?
2005-04-05 [toycar]: no. not at all.
2005-04-05 [iippo]: Maybe you are thirsty.
2005-04-05 [jo has gone]: :D random
2005-04-09 [samantha louise!]: my lil bro eats tooth paste :s weird huh?
2005-04-09 [iippo]: My lil sister once ate the whole chapstick because it tasted good.
2005-04-09 [jo has gone]: it does
2005-04-09 [Radioactive Flea]: When I was little (about 4) I'd eat deodorant.
2005-04-09 [jo has gone]: permenant alchohol based pens smell lovely
2005-04-10 [toycar]: yes. yes they do... so does petrol x.x
2005-04-10 [samantha louise!]: i sniff glue sumtimes...@ skool...tis fun! lol
2005-04-10 [samantha louise!]: does any1 like chavs here?
2005-04-10 [iippo]: I have understood that they shouldn't be liked, but then again I'm having difficulty understanding what exactly they are... o.O;;
2005-04-10 [toycar]: i hate anything labeled. but then again...that is everything...w
2005-04-10 [iippo]: *labels self* I am tomato&basil. I go well with pasta.
2005-04-10 [toycar]: dammit. you just made me contradict my self. i LOVE that sauce...and pasta.
2005-04-10 [Fuck the internet]: Chavs are dickheads, and I'm dissapointed if you like them.
2005-04-10 [iippo]: What I mean is that I know chav is a bad thign to be, but I do not recognize one on the street or in my school. I don't know what they do.
2005-04-10 [Fuck the internet]: In Australia, we have the equivalent of Chavs, but we call them Lads. 99% of them are into graffiti aswell.
2005-04-10 [iippo]: Lads? Boys?
2005-04-10 [tuff ghost]: huh? What's this site about again?
2005-04-10 [iippo]: I can't remember which site I'm in, and I'm not arsed to check from the top of the page... >.O See, I just click in comments-links
2005-04-11 [I'm Your Biggest Fan ♡]: "I'd like to caress this rusty kettle!"
2005-04-12 [toycar]: just like the many of us here...
2005-04-12 [jo has gone]: gawd im so behind... i hate chavs. they're just thugs who want a name. gah
2005-04-12 [samantha louise!]: u can join my wiki if u want Chav haters
2005-04-12 [iippo]: Comment.
2005-04-13 [toycar]: And you can come to my wiki, its called writing without acronyms/being literate *is not nasty, is honest*
2005-04-13 [life.is.a.bullet]: i h8 chavs my skool is full of em and they r rearly annoyin!!!!!!!
2005-04-13 [iippo]: I think I saw a chav yesterday! O.o;;; But he behaved himself very well.
2005-04-13 [toycar]: blink182rtb, please go to my wiki, listed above, which doesn’t really exist. It’s about illiteracy and the use of abbreviations; I think you’ll have fun there.
2005-04-13 [toycar]: I want to go around one day, with a bunch of name tags, saying stuff like ‘chav’ ‘goth’… just labels in general, and stick them on people. I think it would be fun. Could also be a near death experience.
2005-04-13 [iippo]: That sounds so uber... But it will only work in high school -like enviroment... :\ Do it man!
2005-04-13 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Hay.
2005-04-14 [kamaria]: ive never heard the term "chav" before.....wtf is that?
2005-04-14 [toycar]: sadly, i have left that place... im in the 'adult' world now... *is afraid*
2005-04-14 [iippo]: Me too. We need a high school kid to label all the kids in his school... And who is possibly willyng to slightly maybe die in the process. Some people are so touchy about their labels.
2005-04-15 [toycar]: hehe yeah, that would be awesome. Hmmm.. david would you do it?
2005-04-15 [Fuck the internet]: I'd love to, but then I'd have to give myself a label, and I fit into too many places.
2005-04-15 [toycar]: ahah damn. Maybe i will just do it. i still look like a school kid... and its not illegal to turn up to schools to put stickers on innocent children...rig
2005-04-15 [kamaria]: no i dont think its illegal...
2005-04-15 [iippo]: Being a paedo is illegal, though...
2005-04-15 [kamaria]: ohhh i thought u meant u were going to literally just stick stickers onthe childrens heads....i didnt think u were going to seduce them :P
2005-04-15 [iippo]: What is more seductive than stickers?
2005-04-15 [toycar]: NOTHING. stickers will make the little boys want to come with me... without me forcing them...
2005-04-15 [♥CandyClouds♥]: :s
2005-04-16 [toycar]: i...said something wrong? (bwahahah x.x)
2005-04-16 [Fuck the internet]: Hahaha, I often find a lass with stickers a great turn on
2005-04-16 [toycar]: no david. you are too old. i want the young'ins.
2005-04-16 [Fuck the internet]: I AM THE DAVID. I am teh sexxy lol how r u lol
2005-04-16 [toycar]: David Bayne Wells, i dont like those mouth words. Shut your word hole! x.x
2005-04-16 [Fresser]: *drools* I didn't think it could exist... *donates a rusty spatula*
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